There must be one sentence that offends all of tumblr’s sensibilities at once.
I’m really curious as to what that is.
It seems like all of the magic world’s problems would be sorted out if they slowly lowered the level of magic that Slytherin was being taught. Maybe missing out one thing in the curriculum every term.
You couldn’t just stop teaching Slytherin magic entirely because there’d be uproar and their parents would probably teach them what they know. Slytherin kids would still be evil and would still know magic.
Fast forward 20-30 years. Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor are learning about levitation, transforming things into other things and how to brew all the potions under the sun. Cut to Slytherin and they’re learning how to put a square piece of wood through a square hole.
Even if they wanted to be evil and take over the wizarding world, every inherently good wizard is infinitely more powerful than they are.
Assuming this is mercury, this person has this to look forward to.
Nothing wrong with the Red Hot Chilli Pipers at all. I strongly suggest absolutely everyone checks them out.
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
Not related to boobs but I prefer;
I guess it could sort of be related to boobs. Well nipples anyway.