King of the Internets: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

billieejo

Thanks for the follow!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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tophatsinamsterdam

Thanks for the follow! Damn straight there’d better be some Asari!

Dec 31st

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What was the number 1 song on the date you were...

Reblog this and go to http://www.everyhit.com/dates/ to find out the number one song on the date you were born. On 16th Apr 1989 … The Number 1 single was: The Bangles - ”Eternal Flame”

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Does anyone know what song is playing in the... →

Dec 30th

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts 
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. 
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead 
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
 ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

Dec 30th

Fag, Gran Torino, Bed

chazbo: also I lol’d at this a lot “Favorite Band: Glee versions of songs” ¬_¬ night everybody Pretty much same plan for me, minus Gran Torino. I’m doing pretty well with fags since I came home. I went from 10 to sometimes 20 in a day to my last pack of 20 lasting me 8 days. The only thing that makes me want to smoke is boredom. For my American followers - fags = cigarettes Us...

Dec 29th

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thrognobonk replied to your post:I keep finding random girls/women in the audience of comedy TV shows on TV insanely attractive, it’s very weird. Dude, you’re not alone, on both counts. On the plus side, I can get drunk as fuck and nobody cares. Not even my mom. Haha well good to know I’m not alone in the needing of a girlfriend.

Dec 29th

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I keep finding random girls/women in the audience...

I clearly need a girlfriend…

Dec 29th

Describe me in three words →

Dec 29th

No one’s online on MSN, come on people! Message me if you want to add me, or haven’t gotten around to re-adding my new one yet and I’ll let you know what my hotmail is.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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It’s been foggy for two days now. I’ll let everyone know if things start coming out of the fog and killing people.

Dec 29th

prudeh replied to your post: Playing GTA IV, walking past one of the sky… Bought this today but haven’t played it yet… I’ll look out for this haha Haha good luck, I’ve had it since it came out and I’ve only seen this happen once!

Dec 29th

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Playing GTA IV, walking past one of the sky scrapers, when I hear the words “CATCH ME, MOTHERFUCKER!”. Half a second later, a man wearing a hard hat hits the floor only to get up and wander off afterwards. Either that was a bug or there are some invincible suicidal builders in Liberty city

Dec 28th

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Note to self,

Stop editing the HTML and CSS of your tumblr when you’re not 100% sure how to change what you want to change.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Watch

Ever wonder what the long-term effects teen pregnancies will have on society as a whole? Look no further! I’m joking, I’m not a tool.

Dec 28th

TMI Tuesday. My ask box is open to:

“Have you ever..” “Would you rather..” This or that. Personal questions. TMI Questions. Random questions. Random things you want to tell me. Anonymous questions of any nature. Your honest opinion on anything. Your honest opinion about me. Do it! http://mistergookey.tumblr.com/ask

Dec 28th

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People that unfollow me because I didn't follow...

Dec 28th

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evaline

Thanks for the follow!

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

When A Girl Starts On A Hand Job and then Stops...

chazbo: This ^

Dec 26th

I need to design myself a theme for my tumblr

But until I get back to Epsom and am able to get on my computer, this new theme will have to do. While you’re here, leave me some messages/questions and I’ll do my best to answer them. http://mistergookey.tumblr.com/ask

Dec 26th